Smeg

A very versatle swear word which can be used for many things.

smeg off,jerk!
you smegging idiot!
you smegged things up again!
you smegging smegged up smeggitying smeg head!

by El Grande September 2, 2003

SMEG

A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.

Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."

Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."

by owl410 October 4, 2011

SMEG

An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)

"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"

by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 3, 2019

Smeg

A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'

Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.

Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.

Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!

Guy 2: Er, what??

by LalaRainbow January 27, 2009

Smeg

Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".

It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.

You are a smeg-head!

by ChessShadow July 8, 2010

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

Smeg

Short for smegma. Used as an insult.

“Yo, fuck that guy he’s a smeg”

by Tommy5000 March 31, 2019