a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.
Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.
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