verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}
Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.
by Fitzfernald May 16, 2012
Get the slurkmug. Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”
by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023
Get the Slurkingmug. 
The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.
Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.
by azvalley66 April 16, 2025
Get the SLURKINGmug.