by Slurkking May 4, 2024
Get the Slurkmug. The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.
Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.
by azvalley66 April 16, 2025
Get the SLURKINGmug. 
A slurk is a person who always want a little piece of something but never contribute to it.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.
by Arshutt July 2, 2020
Get the Slurkmug.