shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004

slupit

dirty, sticky, sloppy, slutty, refers to the the whole person but can also refer to the vagina

she's a slupit whore

by jack_smith November 14, 2010

slumpin hoe

A girl that doesn't work, takes all her man's money, and doesn't have sex.

Tell that slumpin hoe to get up and do something with her life.

by Lovebigtitties August 26, 2016

slumptydumpty

Being tired beyond all recognition by the end of the day. Having little to no energy after you've been out all night.

Maaaaaaaan I'm slumptydumpty. I just wanna go to bed.

by adclark32 May 29, 2018

Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!

I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!

by Kozmikella June 26, 2022

Slumpatost

A disfunctional dirty bastard who liks to masterbate while listening to Elton John.

Bob you are a slumpatost so piss off!

by Duane Ellis July 31, 2003

Slumping

One Human Humping Another while Asleep...

Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.

One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.

Jane was left unfullflled.

by DanielD June 16, 2010