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Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005
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snowboarder

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.
i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great
by WOOOOO January 21, 2004
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Snowboarder

A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.
It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain.
by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004
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Snowboarders

Fucking Snowboarders.
by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy November 2, 2019
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Snowbaorder

1. One who participates in the sport of snowbaording. (Not to be confused with snowboarding) in which the participant straps his or her buttocks to a cardboard box and slides down a snowy hill.

2. A non-Olympic athlete who prefers the feeling of icy cardboard strapped to their rear to the refreshing and riveting challenge of snowboarding. Most Snowboarders recommend both pants and underpants when attempting to 'baord.
Anna: My friend Josie is the best snowbaorder I've ever met. I wish she would stop trying to go over jumps though.

Josie: This is the best way to tone the muscles in my rump... ever! Anna is a wimp.
by IsTheBest March 18, 2011
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Snowboarder

Well phat person has dope steez!
sport ever!
That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes
by bonzo November 27, 2003
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Snowboarding is a extreme sport that would be better off with out skiers people may ask how but we would have snowboard patrol anyways snowboarders can pull off 1440s switch backside shift doulbe indy method tweaked japan air quad back flip off 40ft jumps unlike skiers we also have style and swag
Horgasam is a good snowboarder movie
by Kevin bob marley the 3rd of us September 21, 2016
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