sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum

Hey, look at that sloppy joe!

by Bozo chops February 5, 2003

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012

sloppy joe

To suck the loose stool out of one's anus.

There was no toilet available, so he asked her to give him a sloppy joe.

by Rob Marconi August 31, 2007

sloppy joe

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.

Aw man! i was getting blown by michele and she gave me a sloppy joe

by alex[tptf] March 4, 2008

sloppy joe

Used when someone is shitty at a blowjob and chokes on the cum.

Josh: Susan gave me a sloppy joe last night
Nathan: Nah wtf

by haha fucnny June 10, 2022

sloppy joe

when your eating a girl out and she bleeds on your nose.

Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.

by Joe April 11, 2003

sloppy joe

when a girl liks your dick all around like 500 times

"Yo, Louie your girl gave me a sloppy Joe. It was good"

by Bob Lush July 18, 2003