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Slovakian Bobsled

The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013
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Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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Slovakian munging

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!
Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging
by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019
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Solarianism

Solarianism - The power of our sun

Basis

Solarianism, the practice of Solarians, was founded on 17/12/05 by two mysterious strangers from Pennsylvannia. It bases it's worship around the solar cyle of the sun, mostly it's rising and setting. The sun is the source of life to our humble planet and in this religion it acts as the god, or functioning idol of worship. Solarians like to sit on hills and witness the rising of the sun, in which they thank it for it's bounty. And the setting of the sun, in which they bid farewell to the god for the nighttime.

Functions of Worship

Sunrise-
Every Saturday they wake at approx. 30 minutes before sunrise. They then dress according to the weather, but do not bathe, brush their teeth or do any other time of morning routine. After going to a high spot to sit, such as a roof or hilltop they in meditation wait for the sacred rise. As the sun is rising they hum to themseleves a single note of harmony until it has completely emerged from the horizon. At that point they stare at the newly risen sun and form a wish from their hearts.

Sunset-
Every Saturday evening, 30 minutes before sun set, Solarians go to the same hill or rooftop they did in the morning. Then they sit and meditate quietly until the sun begins to disappear, at which point they being to hum in harmony. Once the sun is completly gone behind the horizon Solarians make yet another wish that complements the once they wished in the morning. Then they say a small ritual of thanks and the ceremony ends.

You can choose which ceromony to attend, as it is not required to go to both. Although often Solarians go to both ceremonies anyway.

Special worships include solar and lunar eclispes of the sun. On these days solarians fast from food and remain in a meditative state until the sunset, in which then they feast.

How to Join

After celebrating your first ritual and you agree to accept the solar energy into your heart you are a true Solarian.

Repentance

If you miss a worship day or do something of grave discomfort to the sun, it would be within your knowledge to repent. To repent you must go to both worshipping sessions on a Saturday and make both your wishes into wishes of forgiveness.

Things About Solarians

Solarians are usually very liberal and don't believe in an embodied god like Christains. Instead they believe in the power of our sun and the right to be free from bounds within our world. A large amount of Solarians are vegetarian or vegan, although this is not essential.
Look at that Solarian, practicing Solarianism, waking 30 minutes before sunrise and such!
by A Solarian December 18, 2005
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somarina

(Slovak) something stupid, nonsense, crap, bullshit; more formal synonym of "konina", "volovina" or "debilina"
To, čo si povedal, je načisto obludná somarina!
by ONG3N March 29, 2022
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Somalian tap

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap
Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap
by faggotjoe June 5, 2016
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