Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 14, 2021

Slock

A male slut, a combination of Slut and Jock.

He is such a slock, he slept with 12 girls last week.

by Double R January 14, 2006

slock

A slut with a cock or a male slut.

Johnny is such a slock.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

slock

A Slap and a Sock

"Our kids are irritating us so much we just wanna slock em"

by Ladibugg069 February 26, 2010

slock

sock, with an L added to it. See your a douche

Man dont make me slap you with my slock.

Im going to rock out with my slock out

by Tra February 8, 2004

Captain Slock

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.

DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?

by Lawlieter December 11, 2009

slock list

Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).

Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."

by listmanBCC March 26, 2010