Slexie

The couple Lexie/Mark from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. They've broken up two times: when Mark's pregnant daughter showed up and when he told her that Callie was pregnant with his baby.The characters are portrayed by Chyler Leigh (Lexie Grey) and Eric Dane (Mark Sloan).

Slexie Lexie quote: "Teach me."
Slexie Mark quote: “You think you broke me Little Grey? You’re the one who put me back together.”

Example: IF SLEXIE DOESN'T GET BACK TOGETHER, I THINK A PART OF ME WILL DIE A LITTLE.

by kaputization October 27, 2011

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

Slexin'

To flex like a slut or to flex in a way that exudes your sexiness.

Timmy: You tryna go to the club?
Bruno: Yea, let me put on my extra tight shirt first. I wanna be slexin' at the club.

by The Slingo Flamingo April 29, 2021

Slexcon

The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.

by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010

Slext

A term referring to the action of phone texting while sleeping or in a sleep-like state.

Sorry I slexted you last night, I was exhausted.

by Evon21 April 21, 2010

slexy

sleepy, but sexy

Now let's evaluate the emotional state of the model on the hair dye box! She looks... sleepy... but sexy. Slexy!

by harto May 2, 2014

Slexie

A beautiful, amazing ship that deserved better. Slexie is probably one of the most loved ships on Greys. (besides Merder obviously)

Me: I just watched the plane crash episode....I'M NOT OKAY. SLEXIE DESERVED BETTER
Friends: Shut up, this is the 20th time you've talked about Slexie this WEEK.

by Ilovegreysanatomy March 23, 2019