no-sleeper

A no-sleeper is the corporate equivalent to a no-hitter - a presentation in which nobody dozes off.

Kurt had a no-sleeper going until he got to the financing options slides - then he lost it. Badly.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 1, 2014

Sleeper Computer

An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.

1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!

by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009

footed sleeper

One piece baby suit that looks like a 1 piece PJ with sown in socks. Very warm and comfertable. Also made from blanket matterial (Blanket-sleeper)

"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

Couch sleeper

More commonly referred to as a dirty hipster, a couch sleeper is an individual who engages with other hippies in a social setting, typically have a low standard of living, and don't take showers as often as they should. They also have no problem sleeping on the couch of someone they just met, and typically do it every weekend.

They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.

This dirty hipster invited me to burning man this year, but there's no way in hell I'm going, nothing but a bunch of couch sleepers there.

by DJ Big J June 18, 2016

Sleeked

Sleeked - meaning slimy and/or sneaky. Reserved use for someone of extremely reprehensible morals.

That fella is one sleeked cunt!

by peter_venkman March 2, 2010

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011