Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017

ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.

Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.

by troysco2 May 21, 2015

double ham slam

The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.

I saw this movie were these two gay guys were giving each other the double ham slam.

by SkandaalousJoenes September 18, 2016

One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.

“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight”

by James P Stark October 16, 2025