A half handjob, half bagtag. Usually performed under hammed circumstances when the woman's decision making is poor. Unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. Also known as the HJ(handjob) Hodge.
"Man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumbass friend told her to go faster, and it turned into a sledgehammer."
by Canuck19 December 14, 2008
Get the Sledgehammer mug.Woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. Man rests his feet on the end of the couch and "pelvic thrusts" into the woman.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
I had to go to the hospital last night.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
by tbsveryfunny July 12, 2010
Get the Sledgehammer mug.The model of bicycle Pedro Sanchez rides in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." It has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. Lucky! He regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.
by Uncle Rico February 28, 2005
Get the sledgehammer mug.Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
Get the Sledgehammer mug.The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
Get the Sledgehammer Crotch mug.This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
Get the backdoor sledgehammer mug.When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.
Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar
Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!
Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!
by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009
Get the Rusty Slidehammer mug.