sladzene

n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine

The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!

by PamelaPamela July 7, 2011

Slagenda

A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list

Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda

by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011

Slagen

While you sag your underwear slowly slips down along with your pants

I was walking around and a guy was slagen so hard I could see half his crack

by PinkDiamondB July 9, 2016

sludgenoid

a piece or token in a tabletop game, like dungeons and dragons.

-and with my fire spell I kill your sludgenoid
-oh man, that was my best piece

by nathoj October 23, 2018

sledgenut

A tryhard unoriginal dipshit who thinks he’s funny

Guy #1: did you see that meme Ryan sent in the group chat? Shit was dumb.
Guy #2: he’s just a Sledgenut. He can’t help it.

by RyanR17 November 12, 2019

slaggen

He is the big pp man. His multiplul girlfriends love his dick. They are flabbergasted.

OMG! Look he has a slaggen pp

by Mr. PotatoFace June 1, 2022

Sladden

A giant butt plug

Harry has a Sladden stuck in his arse again

by CatTex January 23, 2024