slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

Shackback

Derived from the word shack and flashback, a shackback is the act of reminiscing about shacks from weekends past. Shackbacks are usually shared with the two individuals who shacked together. See shack. Because shacking occurs commonly when both parties are intoxicated, conversations or actions that took place during and before the shack are easily lost in the fog of drunken memory, and thus, (attempting) to recall events from a particular shack can be quite humorous, if not slightly embarrassing.

G1: Last weekend's shack with you was spectacular!

G2: Indeed! I could say the same for you darling! I don't recall all too much from that night because I was totally smashed. But I remember dropping you into a bike rack while carrying you out to the taxi before we got back to the house!

G1: So that's why I have such an unsightly bruise on my hip! Ha ha ha! Oh, shackbacks!

by Sir Gregors November 28, 2009

Southside Slickback

When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.

Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?

Val: No but I could smell her.

by Valma DooDoo August 14, 2011

Kentucky Slickback

A body modification where a person with testicles stretches their scrotum towards their anus and attaches it to their frenulum with a series of piercings and jewelry. This modification should be initially done in a warm environment to allow for maximum stretch distance.

Wow, I can't believe that Gage chose a Kentucky Slickback for his first piercing, but I have to admit, it looks good!

by 95celica August 27, 2021

slacksocks

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

by peon123 December 6, 2011

sackrack

a woman with abnormally saggy tits(breasts for you lay people)

wow look at that sackrack, her boobs down to her knees!


kid: mommy, how come that lady has boobs down to her ankles?
mother: because she is a sack rack sweety

by Watamellon's Zipcode July 11, 2005

Snackpacked

When you take the lid off of a snackpack of Pudding, and it has pudding on it. Then you hit someone with it.

I snackpacked John in the eye for calling my mom fat.

by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005