Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008

league skimmer

a person that goes out with people way out of their league

Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004

atm skimmer

A device that is attached to the face of an ATM to steal information. The device is placed over the card reading slot of an ATM, and it reads a cards mag stripe as it is inserted into the machine. It will either save or send that information.

John used the atm skimmer to copy everyone's credit card that was used on that atm.

by CustomSync June 19, 2010

Simmed

Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!

by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018

Simmed

Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.

Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd

by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009

moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.

That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!

by Godlesswanderer February 21, 2005

Skimped

In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.

I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.

by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011