skiffing

When you cut someone open (usually in the side of the torso), and fuck the new hole.

I could really go for some skiffing tonight, but I don't have the time to clean my knife.

by Forfy June 26, 2014

get stiffen

it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...

I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.

by atzuska November 12, 2004

skiffers

Plural Noun. Extremely small testicles. Related to the nifkin.

Those tiny skiffers are a great match for your nifkin.

by gzill December 19, 2003

stiffen up

A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand

He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates

by Bagmoney September 6, 2021

stiffen zeecock

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

Skiffer

A random slutty girl.

Look at that skiffer over there. Shes quite skifftastic

by jkt1987 December 24, 2009

Skiffden

A person of the lower classes with football tattoos. Will be seen around town when the rest of us are working hard. He will be dumb and inarticulate and more common than rats in a farmyard. The female equivalent will be found with two or three kids in pushchairs, wearing leggings with a cigarette hanging out of her common mouth. The kids will be called things like Tara and Billy. The common Skiffden can also be referred to as a Skiff or even Skiffer.

The dole office had skiffdens queuing out of the door.
That’s a really rough skiffs pub.
Man, she was a right skiffer.
You don’t want to live there mate it full of skiffdens.

by Fastbelly January 21, 2004