A work situation in which your "boss" knows little or nothing about the job or department they are over seeing ,while you are knowledgeable or skilled.This is usually brought about by said bosses Brown Nosing ( or being related to)another boss higher in the organization, thus obtaining a "Gift Job" or promotion that given job performance ,ability and native intelligence should have been rightfully yours.
This twofold(at least!) incompetence leads to the uncomfortable situation In which you are required by duty to teach your"boss"a job, technique or skill so that they may rationalize their pay increase while demonstrating that they are your superior.Truly great incompetent bosses are like ghosts, they are rarely seen and seldom heard.In particularly heinous examples good spirited directions by you are foiled by moronic orders or suggestions by them.You are thus caught in a triple bind If you tell your "boss" what you really think you will be fired .If you tell a Superior it may get back to the incompetent superior,the giver of the "Gift Job". Which could have repercussions for you. Thirdly if implemented these idiot orders or suggestions will FUBAR the work in question or even get people killed.The best Antidote to Boss Sitting is not to do it .Pass it on to a more worthy associate. Personal sick days should be taken.If a session of Boss Sitting is unavoidable(and no one knowledgeable is looking)it is best to use The Zen Empty Sponge Technique (ZEST) "Teach me O Learned One".You will indeed have learned how to "stop the world"or at least the work world.If left unchecked Boss Sitting could be the end of the civilized world.
This twofold(at least!) incompetence leads to the uncomfortable situation In which you are required by duty to teach your"boss"a job, technique or skill so that they may rationalize their pay increase while demonstrating that they are your superior.Truly great incompetent bosses are like ghosts, they are rarely seen and seldom heard.In particularly heinous examples good spirited directions by you are foiled by moronic orders or suggestions by them.You are thus caught in a triple bind If you tell your "boss" what you really think you will be fired .If you tell a Superior it may get back to the incompetent superior,the giver of the "Gift Job". Which could have repercussions for you. Thirdly if implemented these idiot orders or suggestions will FUBAR the work in question or even get people killed.The best Antidote to Boss Sitting is not to do it .Pass it on to a more worthy associate. Personal sick days should be taken.If a session of Boss Sitting is unavoidable(and no one knowledgeable is looking)it is best to use The Zen Empty Sponge Technique (ZEST) "Teach me O Learned One".You will indeed have learned how to "stop the world"or at least the work world.If left unchecked Boss Sitting could be the end of the civilized world.
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She shines, her smile captivating, her blue eyes mesmerizing. She brightens up the lives of everyone she touches.
Not only her family, her daughter, her colleagues, magazines, catalogs, fashion shows but her lover too who adores her to no end. At first glance into her mesmerizing eyes she will place you under her magical spell. After your first rendezvous you will beg her to never release you. A gorgeous face with unparalleled long legs, a magnificent slender modelesque body will leave you in awe and crying for more. All you will ever think of is Sixtine and how amazing every minute spent with her can make you feel more of a man than any other woman could ever imagine to meet in your dreams. Her grace, class, elegance, humbleness and disposition will make any man realize Sixtine is a dream girl that should be treated as a goddess for her intellect, vitality, adventures and sexual prowness is an experience of a lifetime that only her lover can describe.
Sixtine is not 16 but the Goddess Sixtine who is actually 32 and lives in Dubai PF French heritage born in Lille.
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Sixtine is the most bitchin chick I have ever dated.
Making out with Sixtine will send you directly to heaven.
Sex with Sixtine is Ayauasca on steroids and last for 16 hours....HUAH
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2. (proper noun) An extremely rare first name for a female.
2. (proper noun) An extremely rare first name for a female.
Sistinas is one of the girls on my school's basketball team. Did you hear Sistinas on the radio yesterday?
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*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
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Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
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