Dude 1: “You just took a dump in the bathroom and didn’t wash your hands? That’s disgusting AF!”
Dude 2: “No man, I washed my hands”
Dude 1: “Lies bro! I took a piss right after you bombed the bathroom and the sink was bone-dry! You are dry sinker!”
Dude 2: “No man, I washed my hands”
Dude 1: “Lies bro! I took a piss right after you bombed the bathroom and the sink was bone-dry! You are dry sinker!”
by Th1ncru5t October 24, 2020

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.
by big cu December 12, 2007

by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006

by James Augustine Aloysius Joyce September 25, 2009

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by rocket6 December 8, 2019

“I tried to leave an upper decker at that guys apartment but his toilet didn’t have a removable tank lid. So I left him a sinker stinker instead!
by markied85 November 10, 2017
