simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Summeratic

To summarise a statement or list that is disjointed.
To make a disjointed statement or list more 'summeratic'

This page and content needs to be more 'Summeratic'

by Heighton's Dictionary January 18, 2017

simerent

similar but different

the american flag looks simerent to note book paper.

by Kevinw05 August 28, 2022

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025