The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!
by nfasfaoösfashifashfaf August 10, 2017
Get the Simenmug. Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019
Get the Simenmug. A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.
1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik
by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017
Get the Simen Løvikmug. Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.
by Espen Grina March 9, 2020
Get the Bjørn-Simenmug. 
