A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.
*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*
*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*
*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*
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In Pat McManus's humorous essay, "The MFFFF", Pat details how practicing da McManus Formula For Fitness Fakery can fool even da most skilled sighentists into believing dat you are in fact NOT just a perpetually-out-of-breath couch potato, but are in fact just as physically robust and energetically light on your feet as any spry spring-chicken outdoorsman.
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The Sigmetic race, With its origin originally originating from Sigmetastan. A sultanate in the caucuses that was reduced to rubble in the Napoleonic Wars. The people of sigmetastan are now spread out around the world as a diasporic people. In a event now known as the sigma diaspora. 3% of people globally are born with sigmetic genes, which give them traits such described as lone wolf like, famous sigmetic people throughout history have left a nark on the world such as, Thomas Shelby, Andrew Tate, Rick Grimes, Anton Chigurh, Bruce Wayne, and Walter White.
by Anton Nigurh April 6, 2024
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Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2025
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