tiger sieve

a guy who is not a very good hockey goalie but excels like a tiger at volleyball.

Nicky:Dag, did you see Patrick let in that weak goal??
Roz:Yeah, but he is a tiger on the volleyball court.
Steve:Patrick is a true tiger sieve!

by madVBskillz June 19, 2007

Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.

I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.

by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008

human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

leaks like a sieve

phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.

I have tons of water damage from the rain. My roof leaks like a sieve.

by Joe Sausage July 13, 2005

a memory like a sieve

to be very forgetfull
Synonym: absent-minded, scatterbrained, scatty

You've got a memory like a sieve

by Alishahbaz May 14, 2010

leaks like a sieve

This generally refers to something not being able to retain fluid. A sieve is a piece of wire mesh, used to strain larger objects from fluid. Similar to a colander or strainer.

My nose leaks like a sieve, because I am sick.

by whoaubuh111 December 10, 2010

gunner your sieve

A very disturbing sexual term involving a basket of apples, a pogostick, and a bus full of nuns. Only big nerds named Maddie, who try to act suave, use this term though.

But the only way we're going to settle this is if you come up here and gunner your sieve.

by wowveryamazing4 June 16, 2020