by Alishahbaz May 14, 2010
Get the a memory like a sieve mug.A reference to the Garfunkel and Oates’s song “You, Me and Steve”. A Steve is someone who is a cock block or a third wheel that will not leave. To be “Steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a Steve. A Steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. The situation can be remedied by one person informing the Steve that that they are Steveing.
Scarlett: Alice, you are totally Steveing me right now.
Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...
Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...
by You have been Steved February 9, 2010
Get the Steved mug.Nicky:Dag, did you see Patrick let in that weak goal??
Roz:Yeah, but he is a tiger on the volleyball court.
Steve:Patrick is a true tiger sieve!
Roz:Yeah, but he is a tiger on the volleyball court.
Steve:Patrick is a true tiger sieve!
by madVBskillz June 19, 2007
Get the tiger sieve mug.a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting.
is very commonly used metaphorically to describe things that are leaking or something that has holes in it.
1) leaks like a sieve
2) bad defense in sports (i.e. poor goalie in hockey)
is very commonly used metaphorically to describe things that are leaking or something that has holes in it.
1) leaks like a sieve
2) bad defense in sports (i.e. poor goalie in hockey)
1) The pipes are leaking like a sieve. The plumber must have done a crappy job.
2) That goalie sucks. He is about as porous as a sieve
2) That goalie sucks. He is about as porous as a sieve
by Joe Sausage July 13, 2005
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1. A hockey goalie that cannot stop a shot
2. Someone who cannot hold their liqour
3. Anyone who acts in a bitch-like mannor, similar to a tool
1. A hockey goalie that cannot stop a shot
2. Someone who cannot hold their liqour
3. Anyone who acts in a bitch-like mannor, similar to a tool
by Scruff MacGruff June 1, 2010
Get the sieve mug.A goalie who allows a lot of goals, enjoys seeing other teams score and watching other teams win, and acts in an overall tool-like manner. They may also hide in their nets to avoid the opposing team's student section.
When he's not clotheslining the opposing team's players or getting kicked out of the game, SHunwick enjoys being a dirty sieve and acting like a tool.
by U_mad_bro? December 5, 2011
Get the sieve mug.A form of psychological & physical torture which involves severing limbs, the tongue and removal of all senses without the intent to cause death.
by Revboi November 20, 2017
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