Sedula

It's a community tax certificate. It was used back when the Spanish people took over the Philippines. It's a certificate to show if you really pay taxes.

Person 1 : Pakita mo ang inyong Sedula kung gusto mo pumasok. (Show me your sedula if you want to enter.)

Person 2 : Ano 'yon? (What's that?)

by XennxXavier_ November 25, 2023

spedular

Someone who is exceptionally sped.

Wow! That Thomas over there is spedular!

by vroomvroomcarr May 4, 2024

Sidulfo

Sidulfo guys are more known for their nickname “macho man”. They are super nice with everybody besides their family members. Sidulfo would be to type to lend you $10,000 without knowing you. By the way, they love to drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes. Even though they have a hard time with their family members trust me when I tell you they are loved. I met one that was born July 23, 1949 I love him so much.

Sidulfo would say: “Oye Chico Yo Soy Un Macho”

by Wisewordsareneverforgotten May 8, 2025

de-spedulized

No longer being challenged physically or mentally; the process of removing retardation from oneself; not being a "sped" anymore.

OMG I am actually de-spedulized now!" "No, your still special.

by illusional_dream19 July 29, 2010

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.

Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."

by C_Corpze October 26, 2024