American Sized 

Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.

At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.

At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!

American Sized by Chaimberlainiii July 20, 2010

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

Olympic-Sized Friendship by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

texas sized 10-4 

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016

one sided love 

the horrible and horrifying feeling of falling in love alone. loving that boy/girl without the satisfaction of receiving their love in return. this experience happens a lot in high school and is often something you wish never happened.

girl: i know we have been friends for a really long time but i really really like you.
boy: listen i like you as a friend and thats it.
girl: but i love you
boy:im sorry it's just one sided love

one sided love by justanactress May 27, 2009

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

dork sided by wmike145 November 18, 2005

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

One Sided Love 

Basically when you love someone so much and they have no idea and they don't love you back. It sucks a lot.

Linda: "hey do you like Dylan?"
Ariana: "Yeah but it's one sided love"
Linda: "Oh sorry that sucks"

One Sided Love by anon_ymous123 December 29, 2013