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Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!
That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!
by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014
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Scanner Dan

Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.
Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.
by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003
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Siann

Noun: A beautiful, intlligent outgoing female of great moral character.

Very well kept, sometimes misunderstood to be a Diva, but happens to be very down to earth.

Five Star Chick.

Verb: the act of being a five star, naturally. No need to try.
Noun: That chick is a total Siann...

Verb: She tryna get her Siann on, but she barely comes close. Silly girl... there's only one.
by BizzieBody;) April 25, 2010
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Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell
by Bearded badass April 16, 2015
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Sinner

1- someone that is aware that they are doing something sinful or 'wrong' yet does it anyway

2- A term used for fans of the band Panic! At The Disco
1- Allie's always fucking random men and getting drunk, what a sinner!

2- *two fans go to a P!ATD concert* "wow! look at all these sinners!"
by shiteballs March 22, 2017
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Sinner

Also known as S!inner.
Meaning: A fan of a band Panic! at the Disco
A: What kind of music do you like?
B: I'm a sinner, I like Panic! at the Disco
A: Cool, man!
by staticxpalms July 29, 2016
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Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
by megagem June 15, 2010
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