shitball

A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.

that's not football, that's shitball.

by joeasffdhgtjaa December 29, 2007

Shitballnugget

A rude word that describes rich people playing Fortnite with a low-spec pc.

Wow, he is so bad at Fortnite. He probably is a shitballnugget.

by ThemMasterOfLIfe October 7, 2018

shitballs

An overwhelming feeling above any others you may have previously experienced

Holy Shitballs!!!! I got free tickets to go see slayer live in concert!!!!!!!

by Thrash Is Back February 17, 2008

SHITBALLS

often followed by !!!, SHITBALLS can be used as an exclamation for anything.

Me: SHITBALLS!!! That kid is really ugly

by icantthinkofanoriginalnamesoiwilljustwritestuffwithoutspaces May 22, 2007

Shitballs

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shitballs.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

Shitballing

The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.

"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"

"Have you been shitballing again?"

"You better believe it."

by bozwellox October 7, 2009

Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010