Shwing

noun; alternate pronounciation for "swing," used most commonly by those with various speech disorders

"She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard shwing."

by pOpper February 28, 2003

Shwing

Verb: shwing, shwung To bang (have sex with) someone. Can also refer to intense partying.

I want to shwing that chick so bad.
I`m gonna hit up 11th street and get my shwing on.

by BigNigginShwingMaster November 11, 2010

Shwing!

A pimp fox with lapels.

Dude, Shwing! has huge lapels...

by Capntar May 15, 2006

Shwing

too reject or have a bounce off effect to someone's comments or actions

individual 1: you look fat in that dress
individual 2: shwing *comment ignored, comment blanked*

by ShMiCh_T January 10, 2014

Shwing

A word used after an insult or comment that should be used if there is silence.

Dude you dam fat, SHWINGGGG !

by lukeyp March 2, 2008

shwing shwong

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009

shwing shwang

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008