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National Shut The Fuck Up Day 

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING
hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

happy SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

shut the fuck up milk 

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
Shut the fuck up Milk.”

Shut the fuck up fallacy 

The ultimate trump card when someone uses a fallacy in a feeble attempt to disqualify your reasonable argument
"Argumentum ad hominem? I invoke the Shut the fuck up fallacy".

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

shut the fuck up 

Communicates that violence will follow if you do not stop speaking immediately.
I don't understand why I can't talk about anal sex in front of your mother. Bitch, shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up by etnin January 5, 2011