Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Shrimp dick

Val

val has a shrimp dick

by r0ckstar666 June 21, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp Dick

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

by Drunkduka March 28, 2021

shrimp dick bitch

a faggot with a small dick, often dyes there hair blonde and is roughly 6 feet tall

"who the fuck is this shrimp dick bitch?"

by Brotein March 02, 2012

Shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!

FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

by Hex... Duh August 31, 2015

shrimp dick fuck nugget

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.

Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.

by Onii-san August 31, 2015