Shrekoning

The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.

The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.

by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016

Shrekoning

A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum

"Wanna go to my shrekoning party tonight?" "Boy that shrekoning was fun!"

by shrek your lord an saviour October 17, 2018

the shrekoning

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

by the shrekt October 22, 2014

Shrekonciliation

When a person finally comes to terms with the true meaning of life and accepts Shrek, surrendering their layers to the great Ogrelord.

Leigh: John doesn't understand the Shrekoning that will soon immense.
Greg: It appears his time is ogre; it's time for John's Shrekonciliation.

by El Grande Cebolla December 17, 2015

Shrekonomics

Da study of da financial status of everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif funnel-shaped ears.

Fortunately for our chubby grass-colored swamp-buddy, Fiona liked him just for himself --- she had simple tastes, and so she really could care less about da shrekonomics of da union.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

noice one shreky

the art of being sex appealing for shrek

Noice one shreky lookin good

by timo horn June 19, 2017