Splarf

When you are going so fast you barf, and it hits you or someone close to you.

I threw up and the guy next to me got splarfed!

by VixtheKrankster February 15, 2017

Shplurf

to escort an old lady down the street, followed by buying every girl scout cookies at the market, followed by organizing a girl scout field trip to the local zoo, followed by pushing a girl scout into the gorilla pit, followed by killing the gorilla who grabbed the girl in the pit changing the course of human history.

Yo bro did you hear about the Shplurf that happened the other day? Yea, it was like Harambe all over again

by shlerminator March 30, 2022