lemon shoveling

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.

Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.

by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

Shit in the shower guy

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .

It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.

by Pqufuiwn20 June 7, 2021

Shower Nap

The act of lying on the floor of a shower, lights off, drifting into sleep. Often, a towel can be used as a water soluble blanket.

"Dude, you were in the shower for twenty minutes!"
"I know dude, quick shower nap!"

by Joe Weil January 15, 2010

Shovelbum

A low-level, migrant archaeologist who works on Cultural Resource Management(CRM) projects and survives on a relatively low wage (for someone with a BA) plus per diem. Low wages and transient lifestyle are often overcome by living in their pick-up truck or camping. The term is generally pejorative when used by non-professionals but is used pridefully by archaeologists as a mark of having paid one's dues and having done true dirt archaeology (as opposed to academic archaeology) for dirt pay. It is considered a rite of passage.
A shovelbum is the opposite of an archaeostitute.

Yeah I know it's dismal...I was a shovelbum for five years before I went back to gradschool.

by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

Shower sins

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean

The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.

by Chotobomb September 9, 2019

Canadian Shower

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.

Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.

by TheKimmer July 28, 2012

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015