An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
by Père Temps May 8, 2013
Get the shoulda coulda oiledmug. When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017
Get the shoulda bought a hondamug. Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"
by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020
Get the Shoulda Doubled Downmug. Jorelle: Damn nigga you got pimp's shoulda's.
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!
by Mack Pervert April 4, 2004
Get the Pimp's Shouldamug. by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009
Get the Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!mug. Shoulda-S
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T
by Truedog February 22, 2011
Get the Shoulda had'an iced teamug. Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
Get the fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.mug.