Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Shorterer

A URL Shortener created by Spark -shorterer.xyz

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this really long link. You know any shorteners?
Guy 2: OH yeah actually, I just found this one on urbandictionary called shorterer.xyz

by xKoshiro January 19, 2020

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

Shorter Bus

The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school

"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"

by Oniiko-Kun August 6, 2021

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024