"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"
by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009
Get the Shomit mug.Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
by Choolie213 December 9, 2009
Get the Shomit mug.When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.
Go Team Shomit!
Go Team Shomit!
by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021
Get the Shomit mug.He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.
by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019
Get the Shomit mug.The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.
Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .
by dg40period April 12, 2017
Get the Shomit mug.danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit
by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019
Get the shomit mug.When you vomit and shit at the same time, either in your pants or on a toilet / public space. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week at the club I drank so much I lost control of my bodily functions and had a Shomit all over the bar.
Go team Shomit!
Go team Shomit!
by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021
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