shoe shiner

1. A person that shines shoes.
2. A person in the workplace which submits to every request made by a superior in an effort to be the favourite.
3. A teacher's pet.
4. Tommy (Joe Pecsi) in 'Goodfellas'.

Lorenzo: Yea, yea, yeah! Let me get that for ya, Mike!
<Lorenzo opens the door for Mike>
Guy1: You see that? What a shoe shiner!

by hairlessfrank April 21, 2012

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

Shoe Store

Used as GTA V euphemism for Strip Club. Shoe Store comes from the words: Hoe Store, only adding the S at the beginning to make it sound like a regular store, even though there is no shoe store in GTA V.

Hey Bill, lets go to the Shoe Store and bid for Shoes!

by DancingShoe1048 May 7, 2021

cool shoe shine

The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.

Get the cooooool, get the cool shoe shine!

by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020

Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

by meow2u3 February 23, 2008

shoe sledding

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.

Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.

by Matt and Kody and Derek January 13, 2005

Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009