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Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.
Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.
by Poland Spring April 27, 2008
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Smuffin

When You fart and cup it in your hand then let it go in someones face.
Johnny farted and then he gave tim a smuffin
by horse23789 January 12, 2009
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Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of
omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin
by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008
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Shluffin

jessica curry being a muffin and raising her arms like a muffin rising while repeating "muffin raising" and that the shluffin dance
by bushypants69 June 20, 2009
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