Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

Smuffin

When You fart and cup it in your hand then let it go in someones face.

Johnny farted and then he gave tim a smuffin

by horse23789 January 12, 2009

Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of

omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin

by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008

Shluffin

Dancing like a muffin

jessica curry being a muffin and raising her arms like a muffin rising while repeating "muffin raising" and that the shluffin dance

by bushypants69 June 20, 2009