Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

shmeebed

shmeebed is another word for a weed high, very blazed… off the zaza

i wanna feel shmeebed

i’m shmeebed

by wittyraven December 2, 2023

Shmeebs

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

by shmeebles May 30, 2006

shmeeb

This word refers to a vape.

“can i hit your shmeeb?”

by Nigga Guacamole Penis May 6, 2020

shmeeb

A single individual of a larger crowd (mob). Shmeebs are different from so-called NPC's and usually don't identify with his believes, he/she just enjoys him/herself and the company of other independent thinking individuals.

Dude, look at this shmeeb, he truly doesn't give a fuck about us!

by paranoid_shmeeb April 16, 2022