shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters November 21, 2007

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie July 22, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy October 8, 2008

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 November 22, 2008

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 11, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003