Shlong

A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy

my shlong is hurt

shlong

it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.

shlong by nbsaibot June 25, 2009

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

shlong by immature May 11, 2006

1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters

Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"

shlong by snakeye February 20, 2009

a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.

I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.

A very very large cock ( PENIS )

shlong by ohferret May 7, 2003

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

shlong by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007