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shlab

Lets get some shlab tonight guys!
I didn't any shlab last night, darn it...
by gewbsandshlabs August 11, 2010
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Shlabbing

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.
1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.
by AY052194 February 9, 2013
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shlaber

girl who doesnt know what things are.. like stfu and shlaber
jessica is such a shlaber
by Aly-marie January 17, 2008
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shmeab

tool, or plug;
oh billy ur such a shmeab
by daniel morgan donaldson March 3, 2009
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Sheabutterbabe

One who is completely and utterly happy and content with their brown and black skin. One who knows the power within themselves and only uses it for good not evil. They spread love of the mind body and soul.
Tempestt of most definitely a Sheabutterbabe
by VixxensCollections December 28, 2020
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Shleeb

The substance found on underwear tucked shamelessly into the back part of a closet.
The renovation was going fine until Russell touched the shleeb ridden boxers the homeowner had left in the closet that was being remodeled.
by Lamarthepainter January 5, 2021
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Shlabbagah

SHLABBAGAH - Noun+Verb
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is "eternal," or other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of Shlabbagah.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend Shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. Quantum physicists report that this "Shlabbagah", is Everything and Nothing. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Shlabbagah have failed.
Shlabbagah. Nothing else can describe it.
The quick brown shlabbagah jumps over the shlabbagah dog.

Person 1: Dude, what is that smell?

Person 2: Shlabbagah
by kiyoshikc December 29, 2009
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