shitalkumar

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

smiles shittly

you fake a smile so much that it looks like you're shitting.

"wow that was so funny *smiles shittly*"

by smiles shittly September 5, 2021

shitalk

When a person drinks too much and his mouth starts to over load his ass.

Don't shitalk me and there won't be none.

by Elifgrot June 12, 2018

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shitalker

noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening

When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker

by Shitalker July 25, 2008