Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

by Sargentap August 19, 2009

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.

Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.

by ambador2 November 19, 2016

shituation

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006