Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

shithammerfucked

The ultimate stage of drunkenness.

After four days of non-stop drinking at Camanche, it was safe to say that we were all shithammerfucked.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

shit-hammer

The act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual.

We dropped the Shit-hammer on Saddam in operation:Enduring Freedom bombings.

by BIGLODASHT August 29, 2003

SHIT HAMMER

When you fuck your bitch and going down the stairs and start shitting in her mouth your penis touches her liver

Hi shit hammered a hooker down the stairs

by Papa Helf January 4, 2021

Salthammer

The name given to sexy funny naughty Swedish girls.

Hey here comes Salthammer clear the table the partys about to start.

by MERT July 4, 2012