Shitclaw

The shape of the hand when trying to use the remaining "clean" fingers after butt play, as to avoid bacterial contamination of a loved one.

I had to give my girlfriend the shitclaw while cuddling because Thursdays are butt night.

by Hanzel1 September 26, 2019

shitclassico

A different way of describing how terrible a football match is or how boring it is going to be

Person A: Oh My Lord the Europa Final UTD vs Spurs is gonna be a boring game

Person B: Oh you mean the shitclassico

by anormalguy1 May 12, 2025