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shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"
by wndacova March 30, 2018
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shitcashute

a way to say you didn't like your food and want to dump it through the garbage chute
john told his mom that his food was shitcashute
by WhiteNINJAROBOT July 8, 2020
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Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.
Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
by panic.dump November 28, 2020
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shitcats

SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg have you seen shitcats
me: YES THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
by notmeredith August 11, 2021
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shitcaso

When one takes a shit on a person's chest and paints a merial with their fecal matter.
I sold my shitcaso for millions after many years of poo failure.
by Pharaohof666 June 29, 2022
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Shitcap

One of the greatest games of all time. Invented in 3000 B.C. from those in the Mesopotamia empire and considered to be the origin of all major sports. It was founded on the bank of the Euphrates River and a rival tribe created a branch of the game from the Tigress River. The Tigress Tigers and the Euphrates Elephants played the First match according to legend.
Hey dude! we should play a pickup game of Shitcap!
by shitcapper69 December 17, 2023
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Shitcap

A game that was invented in Ancient times and has gained popularity across the world. Since it’s inception in 475 B.C., it has gained notoriety as being one of the most difficult sports to master. Those who play are born with the gift and if you aren’t, the sport is not meant for you.
Dude, I’m so bored right now
How about we go play some Shitcap?
Hell yeah! I’m so down!
by shitcapper69 November 17, 2023
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