Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

by theshitshow January 2, 2007

shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

shitpack

Anal sex. For a male to penitrate his penis into someone else's anus. Usually a derogatory word used to describe homosexual(male with male)sex.

I bet those two guys are going to shitpack each other tonight!

by Barcode23 October 16, 2003

Shit-Back Time

A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.

I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.

I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?

by YAWA February 23, 2020

shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004