flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

Shitake Mushrooms

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

by $irHC` March 25, 2010

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Shitodez

Shitodez is another word for a shit developer.

That person I hired was 100% a ShitoDez

by whatsthegcfor October 10, 2021

shitamente

Spanish extension to the standard word shit. Mostly latin people mix their native spanish with the english spoken where they live, this is known as Spanglish. Example: Look, una church. So why just mixing sentences with two languages, also mix two words together! Adding to a spanish word -mente or -amente makes out of a adjective an adverb. So I extent shit to shitamente.

Shitamente, what a fuck is this!

by saukopf December 3, 2005

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009