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shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.
by five5rivers August 3, 2007
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shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)
I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking
by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005
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shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.
I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!
by Kacey. January 25, 2008
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shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.
I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while
by phantaxtic August 11, 2014
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shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.
Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !
by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006
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Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind
The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"
by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006
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shit-face

An ugly person
George W. Bush
My English teacher
A person with shit all over his face
by Camels November 14, 2006
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