shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 06, 2010

Shit-Dick

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

by Domulas and mathias June 06, 2003

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009

Shit Dick

A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra

Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.

by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 09, 2017

Shit Dick

When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick

Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks

by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018

Shit-Dick

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 03, 2021

Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

by Madam fragz February 25, 2018