shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

shisaster

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

by adjowah January 4, 2006

Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

by Shmegs January 30, 2020

shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.

Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.

by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010

shiggers

A combination of shit and nigger. But sounds less harsh than both, if said on their own (probably because noone knows what it means).

Aww, shiggers, I forgot to go to my exam.

by ArtfulJames May 2, 2006

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them

1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 9, 2020